Nailer Demotivational Poster
UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..
I HATE IT - when a midget tells you "your hair smells nice"
YOU KNOW YOU'RE UGLY - when a cannibal looks at you and decides to have a salad instead..
SMOKEY THE BEAR - Every time his wife gets hot he puts her out with a shovel..
I'M A SMART ASS - I can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is..
JUST WONDERING - If they get divorced are they still brother and sister?
SOME PEOPLE - leave a mark on the world others leave a stain..
I TOLD ED - that I thought we took too much acid but he said we didn't
FUDGE STRIPES - Not just found in cookies..
NORTON - Why would anyone trust their computer to Norton?
GOOD MORNING GIRLS - "I have always wanted to say that"
I DREAM OF BEAVERS - Ever wonder what they dream about?
HE MADE ME AN OFFER - that I couldn't understand..
IT WAS A GREAT NIGHT - When I woke up and noticed her face looked like a glazed donut that confirmed it..
SAN FRANCISCO - I think that's where I left my heart
UNIQUE - You are unique and individual Just like everyone else..
I HAD A DREAM - That I was with the Olsen Twins .. before they were famous ..
ENDLESS LOVE - Ray and Stevie playing a set..
SUNSET - She didn't make the sunset She made it better..